About a week ago I attempted to blog a different blog. Rather than ramble on about my life, I mused on about popular culture — specifically the vile trend of having fish eat your feet.
Well, all I can say now is, I scooped the BBC. Suck on that pro-foot fish people. Maybe I should write more posts about popular culture, politics, the universe and everything, because it turns out I was right. Foot Fish are nasty and can spread parasites, and I’ve got the BBC news article to prove it.
Sorry, I don’t know why I’m being all gloaty. Actually, I do know why. I just drank a red bull and they always make me kind of act like a dick head. Now, back to work, I’ve got lots of slush to get through.