Less Freaked Out

Okay. Done freaking out now. Sorry everyone. Rang HarryPotter and he is still at work (as well as Goatee and Intern2), but so is NFEditor. The three boys are having a Mexican standoff with NFEditor. They’re waiting for her to leave so they can dig through her stuff, but she’s not leaving. So, the assumption is that she’s waiting for them to leave so that she can destroy incriminating evidence. She kept shutting the door to her office, but Goatee kept opening it. Then when she was in the loo, he took the door to her office off its hinges. HarryPotter said when NFEditor asked what happened to her door, Goatee just said, ‘It’s always been that way’ and went on as if nothing was unusual. Once NFEditor leaves, Intern2 is going to come collect me and the four of us are going to have a massive dig through her office. While I’m sure Home Office has everything it needs, it wouldn’t hurt if we found a little extra incriminating evidence. So, now, I’m just trying to occupy my time before they come get me. In fact, I’m going to log off the internet, because I keep Googling things like ‘wrongly accused’, ‘fraudulent intern’, ‘time served for theft’ and ‘been caught stealing’. It’s not helping; although I’ve discovered that Been Caught Stealing is a really funky Jane’s Addiction song. So, off I log. I’ll let everyone know what we find.

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